Dyls World

2007-01-02T20:03:00.000-08:00

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cool new thing

2006-12-18T21:32:00.000-08:00

i got a cool new thing, on the top right side you can see what your isp is when you click on my blog

carly's comic contest

2006-12-03T13:56:00.000-08:00

click on image to enlarge

The dance party

2006-12-03T12:25:00.000-08:00

My nursery rhymes

2006-12-03T11:40:00.000-08:00

here are some nursery rhymes that I made

The bubble:Once there was a bubble. It popped THE END

numchuck man: once there was a numchuck man, he was a great warrior. He fought many battles. He had some cool numchucks. they were not pink. but he died. THE END

Santa says Hi for Christmas: Once santa came down from the north pole to see all the children. He was like "ho ho ho merry christmas". And then, he had a heart attack and died. I guess he ate too much cookies. THE END

Frog & Toads Revenge: Once frog and toad had a happy life. Then they shot everybody with a frickin twelve gauge..what do you think...THE END

2006-12-03T09:31:00.000-08:00

Yah, This is my mom's new boyfreind

Me as a cartoon

2006-12-03T09:20:00.000-08:00

This is me,I'm in a cartoon: I look pretty cool huh?

Cool Smiley

2006-12-02T21:56:00.000-08:00

This is really cool.....just like me....cool.....

The Cat!!!

2006-12-01T08:03:00.000-08:00

The cat is following me everywhere, it's really weird. I go into the bathroom to change my socks and here comes the cat! I go into my room to get some clothes on and here comes the cat! I go into the living room to check if my school stuff is ready and here comes the cat! I come into my moms room to make this post, and here comes the cat! It's just weird....now she left. I think she's now interested in superdog. Ok, I just thought I would show this picture because it's pretty cool.

we call this "the spoon gun" it's pretty cool because i'm wearing upside down 3D glasses, oh yea....

Funny Answering machine thing

2006-11-06T19:19:00.000-08:00

click here for a funny answering machine joke from homestarrunner and friends. This is a funny website that kids might like. But not too young because they say words like crap.

Mine and My moms picture loop

2006-10-20T15:08:00.000-07:00

Greg; the praying mantis

2006-10-09T21:10:00.000-07:00

I captured this the other day outside our house, and put him in this container. I named him greg for no reason. and he really likes to pray. he's praying in the picture, and i think he is praying for food. because he can't see the earwig i put out for him.

this is him. did you know that? see that? THAT

just happened.

I was in The Godfather

2006-10-04T17:32:00.000-07:00

My hitman name linked over from my mom's place
Joey Big-Lips

People Iced: Eleven
Car Bombs Planted: Eleven
Favorite Weapon: Sack full of doorknobs
Arms Broken: Eighteen
Eyes Gouged: Nineteen
Tongues Cut Off: Nine
Biggest Enemy: Fat Tony

The End of The Story

2006-08-24T08:51:00.000-07:00

Meanwhile, detective Cadge was wandering around by a cliff. Then the army of gerbils came, and mistook him for slick buns and they pushed him off the cliff. He became a big splatter of green stuff when he landed.

Slick went and found another buddy that could smell very well, and together they found that substance that was rumored to smell and taste very well. They discovered that it was indeed something that had been invented years ago, and hidden on Jupiter all this time. But crazy farmers who were evil secret agents, had found it, and simulated it on their farm with gerbil milk. But theirs was defective, and when it was used, it caused people to get really bad rashes, and live forever. Everyone knows, if people live forever, the world would be over crowded, and the morticians would be out of business.

so they blew up all the gerbil milking farms, and put all those stinky farmers in jail. Then, they decided to allow the formula to remain on Jupiter forever. It was just as well left a secret. They sprinkled memory loss dust over everyone who knew about this case. And it was put to rest.

And then slick got a letter from the President of the United States. Congratulations Slick Buns, you are rated among the top secret agents in the nation. Welcome to the hall of fame for secret agents, may you have a happy life.

A Story Game

2006-07-10T18:21:00.000-07:00

The rules of the game:
I will start writing a story, and everyone that comments add's onto the story. It just keeps going, and going. So just write the first thing that comes to your mind when you read the previous person's part. Try to make it relevant to the story.

The Adventures of Slick Buns

Slick buns was a detective working for no one but himself. He was cool and always got the job done. But this will be his hardest case yet. It will involve criminals, machine guns, and a dang magnifying glass. It was the mystery of the smelly bunny.

The bunny that was smelly had an unknown name. The bunny ate something from Jupitor and it made it very smelly. Scientists around the world needed to know what it was that smelly ate. Discovering this smell could also prevent people from being smelly if they already were smelly. But this smelly thing tasted sort of good. And Then......................

The Slurping Churchpoles

2006-07-09T12:19:00.000-07:00

Today at church, my mom played a game with me. Because she understands what it is like to be a kid in church and get bored. So this is our game. She writes something on the paper, and then I add to it, and we keep passing it back and forth until we have an entire story. I will tell you our story now:

This one time, I walked into a church and saw
a big fat hairy
panda bear, preaching about
panhandle's
and the missionaries working there
had hairy feet and
spiked horns that they used for cups when they drank
a type of liquid that made them fart and
say really weird things like:
EBaDepaDopabeto
which means: don't stand so close! Because it makes me feel
like I'm surrounded by crap and robots
whose breath is worse than the worst rotten
cini-minis or radishes
like the ones left in a trash can for weeks because of a process known as
laziness
which some children have, but most children are usually
zombies
especially when it's time to
go to bed
they hate bedtime because
it sucks and it represents evil.
some weird stuff happens at night-time and adults don't understand how
to fix a dang hose!!
now there's water all over the basement and it's
flooding and there's tadpoles in it
how they got in the house is a mystery, it could be because
two frogs got married in the house
I think sissy brought them inside and set them loose, sissy was going to eat them but
they got away, CRAP!!!!
mom HATES frogs now they are having babies?, someone please
shoot them with a shotgun
and use a freakin 12 gauge or
call the US Army
because those dudes have some serious weapons such as
bazooka's and grenades.
Frogs pretty much run away fast when the US Army shows up looking all
over the freakin basement
and can't find one single frog or tadpole so they decide to
blow it up and rebuild it
only problem is there's some people upstairs with a lot of stuff
so they decided to vacuum it up instead
and replace the carpet and give money to the people
who were needing money for
frisbee's
and since pizza is good too, hey lets all eat pizza with the US ARMY

THE END

can you tell which stuff i wrote and which stuff my mom wrote?

Rendevous 2006

2006-05-21T04:25:00.000-07:00

The Rendevous is a event where a lot of artists and people who are interested in the Lewis and Clark Expedition get together, and display different crafts, skills, trades, or other ways of the people from that time. It happens once a year at the fair grounds, and this year, my mom got to go with me.

This first picture is of me on the bus

This is a candle i was making, actually dipping and i thought it looked like a big string of snot

This is one of my all time best friends, he and I went to school together through the 2nd grade before I moved schools. He helped design the rendevous t-shirt, and he is moving away in june for his dads work. i am sad about that, i want to visit him one last time before he goes.

In Memory of Jackson

2006-05-12T23:09:00.000-07:00

I'm posting this for Dyl.
His schoolmate Jackson passed away today. His cancer returned, and there was nothing more they could do. This boy just turned 10 this last week. Dylan and his class had a visit from the social worker on Friday, attempting to prepare them for this. Jackson attended school up to the last few days.

I am having a harder time than dylan. Not because I was close to Jackson, but rather I was NOT close to him. By my own choice. I kept my distance, and I did it on purpose. i knew he was sick and I knew I would be too hurt when he died, so out of pure selfishness, I robbed my son of a chance to have a friendhsip with this boy, outside their interactions at school.

I want to apologize to Dyl, because I did this of my own weaknesses. Dyl is a trooper, and He knows and appreciates Jackson for the good person he was, and just like Dylan said, Jackson always had a good attitude. He was never sad, mad or mean. He took all of the pain and suffering of a 4 year battle with cancer, without ever whining. Dylan has chosen to think of the times they did play together, or interact.

The other thing that is hard, is him being the same age as my son, I automatically imagine what his parents are going through and I can't even stand to think about it. If you are a praying type, please drop a prayer for his mom, dad and his little brother.
These people are weighing heavily on my heart. I am thankful for my son's health and I plan to give him a big hug as soon as he returns.

In Memory of Kip and Joe

2006-04-22T21:16:00.000-07:00

Two of our fish have already died. Kip who my mom named is the orange one, and Joe, who I named is the yellow one. Now, we have two dead fish in a ziplock baggie waiting to go back to the petstore. I opened the bag to add the other dead fish, and it stunk really bad. We did not know they would stink so bad after just one day. That stinks, poo!

There once were two little fish in our tank
who died after only one day
they swam all around
they look pretty sound
but they croaked and to the bottom they sank

The fish named oreo eats
all of the food in the tank
the other ones died
because he hogged all the food
but now, he is alone in his mood

a picture for you to print off, as you join us in this sad time. may they rest in peace.

the black one is oreo, he is still alive, the orange one is or was kip.

I Fell Again

2006-04-10T20:54:00.000-07:00

I fall all the time.

It gets really annoying.

I like to watch George Lucas Films, like Star Wars.

Popcorn is good.

popcorn is great.

uhhhh, I like it.

My mom is writing down exactly what I say

We need to buy Star Wars Trilogy on Dvd.

I'm going to put my stinky pits on my mom

2006-03-15T21:36:00.000-08:00

Does anyone know me?

2006-03-11T09:05:00.000-08:00

I made up one of these quizzes so that I can see who knows me, and you can know me better

Take the Quiz Here

i'll post the results later
good luck

They Say It's My Birthday, Happy Birthday TOOO ME

2006-03-07T07:25:00.000-08:00

I'm 10, I'm 10, who hooooooo yipeeeee, now i can live on my own,

I got what i've been wanting for ever!! I'm so excited

Coming Soon, My Birthday 9 Days and Counting

2006-02-26T11:30:00.000-08:00

Hamster Dance

2006-02-06T22:03:00.000-08:00

Hamster Dance

This is really funny, check it out. I like to watch funny videos. i like my mom's new avatar, but me in that picture looks really different than i do in real life, but my mom's looks like her. But I would like to have one of those for me that is just a boy.

thats all folks

Jackson

2006-01-24T20:31:00.000-08:00

This boy is in my fourth grade class, and he has cancer. He has had cancer for a very long time, and has to get treatments all the time. Please Pray for him.

This is the link for his webpage Jackson

My Burger King Car

2006-01-14T17:36:00.000-08:00

I created this car on GameCube Need For Speed Underground 2 the picture is sort of fuzzy, because I took the picture off the TV screen

My 2x2 List

2006-01-14T17:10:00.000-08:00

2 names you go by: Freaky and The Big Dyl
2 parts of your heritage: my mom and my dad, maybe some indian’s from ohio
2 things that scare you: Barbies (naked) and Dying
2 of your everyday essentials: Video games, and Toilets
2 things you are wearing right now: sweats, and gray boxers
2 truths: The white on my new TV is gray, and the dogs like to bite me and jump on me
2 of your favorite hobbies: video games, and scooter riding
2 things you want really badly: Kirby Air ride for Gamecube, and more Pokemon cards
2 places you want to go on vacation: Legoland, and Hollywood
2 things you want to do before you die: call my step brother a name, and get a sky blue plastic backscratcher
2 ways that you are stereotypically a dude: I have a Burger King Mobile car on a video game, crashing people on the video game above
2 things you are thinking about now: How good the popcorn tasted that I just ate, and some thing I see on the newspaper
2 stores you shop at: Game Crazy, and Walmart
2 things that that I like, spongebob, and dancing
2 things I hate: chores, and school
2 things I like to smell: my mom’s perfume, and gasoline
2 favorite kinds of pets: dogs and cats
2 people you want to tag: Foo, and coolspongebob

What's your favorite toy

2006-01-12T22:17:00.000-08:00

Pick one from the following choices and leave a comment of YOUR personal favorite
hot wheels
legos
dolls
boogers
action figures
toy guns
the dog
bike
scooter
trampoline
basketball
video games
gameboy
little plastic army men
pokemon cards
mighty beans
mad libs
wigs and fake glasses
computers
doorbells
science experiment kits

2006-01-07T08:56:00.000-08:00

Yo Yo, whas up dude!?

Laser tag

2006-01-02T09:30:00.000-08:00

this is me, shooting at corey while we play with the laser tag guns my mom got us for Christmas. Corey didn't want to be in the picture, i think he is shy or something.

My new years resolution is something my mom didn't want me to put here, because she thought someone would think i was serious. i'm really not a mean kid, i just don't like my teacher, she is mean to me. i wish she would be nice to me, and help me instead of make fun of me. so i can't put my resolution here.

i got some cool stuff for christmas. i got 2 lego sets, a new scooter, some books, some DVD's, and one of the whole first season of the fresh prince of bel air. i love those shows. i also got a bunch of little stuff.

My Big Kiss

2005-12-28T13:16:00.000-08:00

My Big Kiss had a wittle baby

why am i always half nekid?

DONT BE AFRAID!!!!!!!

2005-12-17T22:25:00.000-08:00

hey there people I just want to say DONT BE AFRAID TO COMMENT ON MY BLOG!!!!!!! okay?

My kind of Ball

2005-12-13T21:16:00.001-08:00

I got my new ball at this store

Oh Here We Have Idaho (the first part)

2005-12-08T21:22:00.000-08:00

This is the Idaho State song, normal version

We know of the wonders our land does possess
It's beautiful valleys and hills;
The majestic forests where nature abounds,
We love every nook and rill.

Dyls Version
You've heard of the rumors our land is possessed
It's horrible valleys and hills
The burnt down cities and blown up oil trucks
We hate every potato and huckleberry

My Mullet

2005-12-04T14:25:00.000-08:00

Some Guy Named Dylan

2005-11-20T21:03:00.000-08:00

this guy's name is dylan, he's me, (duh)
after I wore a head band for two hours
too bad i didn't get the mohawk look

The Unhappy Artists

2005-11-20T21:01:00.000-08:00

My mom's zits

2005-11-19T08:58:00.000-08:00

I was bored at school, so in my imagination I thought up that I would plant a zit farm on my moms face, and i was the farmer, and i barbequed the zits when they were fully ripe, and have a party. and the dogs would eat them. my mom hates her zits, so she talks about them a lot.

Christmas Wish List

2005-11-07T18:27:00.000-08:00

Lego, Dinosaur sets, big ones, like the one at Costco
Nintendo Game Cube Games, I will list them later
Money
Game Crazy Gift Card
Walmart Gift Card
Adventure books
"The Corps" action figures and accessories